Mr. and Mrs. Stiff.

What a pair of whiny-pants.

Brad and Angelina don't want to talk about their relationship while out promoting their new movie. Instead of politely declining to answer questions, they use legal muscle. You can't even get into the room to ask a question unless you sign a document promising to only ask about their movie. (Unless you want to talk about their globe-hopping charity and politics.)

The "contract" goes so far as to promise legal action if any of the interviews are used in an unflattering manner.

I guess it's hard to promote "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" with words like "homewrecker" being bandied about.