This just in...
...courtesy of BenMac.com:
The FDA is throwing a cold shower on the "Wild Thing" Viagra ad. Even though the dude and the "blue horns" are still prominent on the website.
Now that Viagra is feeling blue, and Bowflex is getting all bent out of shape, what's a guy to do to feel better about himself?
"Ah may be floppy, and ah may be fat, but I gots my hair."