Michael's First Post-Verdict Bungle?

Did Michael stop and wave at his adoring minions, who were releasing doves to the sky?

No.

Did Michael take to the microphone and plead with the world to let him resume his life?

No.

Instead, he piled into a caravan and booked it to Neverland.

If pictures are worth a thousand words, then nothing screams "guilt" like a slow-speed Bronco chase. (Was Al Cowlings driving?)